Entries by Jeroen Timmermans

What On Earth

So we’d sailed across the Styx Another batch of the dead What do you know? Some of them wouldn’t leave the raft Just stood and laughed What do you know? […]

That’s What You Do

My baby is blue And I can feel her pain She got rejected once again But I will pull her through ‘Cause that’s what you do Her folks always say: […]

How About Today

Had we but world enough and time Then this dawdling, baby,’d be no crime We could howl at the moon Marvel at the sun Get to know the neighbors And […]

Hit It Off Online

Just to be with you I’m on Facebook the whole day through You’ve got me hooked Although our avatars have virtual hearts We hit it off online

The Mirage

No shelter There’s no way around And you dwindle as you’re slowly being Sandpapered down You’re out of focus As you disintegrate in time Then you see that spiral stairway […]


My aching heart’s on Medicare I take it with me everywhere Like dirty socks and underwear Underneath my clothes I keep it safely locked away Inside my secret dossier There’s […]


It’s an empty cornucopia A romcom kind of utopia Far away from the naughty fires Hark! A harp and an angel choir Oh Boy! What a drag I look retarded […]

Assembly Line

So the code has been cracked All the judges are sacked Left like dinosaur snacks On the assembly line This time Lucifer’s a taylor He’s a brothel and a shrine […]

Disney Style

Let’s love each other Disney style Let us hitch a carpet ride Off to a place where valor‘s a virtue Damsels are chaste and heartbreak won’t hurt you Under cotton […]