Hit It Off Online – Jeroen Timmermans

Just to be with you
I’m on Facebook the whole day through
You’ve got me hooked
Although our avatars have virtual hearts
We hit it off online

I google you

Click like to every coochie coo

I spam your inbox

I tweet, I buzz, keep you posted ’cause

We hit it off online

The real world’s

But a pit of gall

Full of meanies, spleen and fiends

Inhospitable

I’m signing out

You’re my password

I’ll be bogged down and tethered

Until we logged on together

I sure download you

Check your website for a fresh ‘what’s new?’

Hope for an update

In separate seats

We snog in tweets

Be digitally mine

We sure hit off online

Screw the facts

Get the idea

That picture that I sent you isn’t really me

Ah sweet deceit

Hold on honey

Give your mum my wishes

Don’t want my wife to get suspicious

I’ll be tweeting you
We sure hit it off online

Bye bye

We sure hit it off online